if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
Why is the blonde bitch just standing in the window weeping? Like bitch, that’s your child. Are you stuck to the fucking floor? Are you allergic to air? How are you just gonna let this bitch stick your damn baby on the BBQ grill like a fucking beef sausage link as you watch through the window? You’re a stupid bitch. You clearly don’t want your child and are giving an Oscar worthy performance just in case the neighbors are watching. I hope she makes you eat your charcoaled baby on a sesame seed bun.
THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
Semi Transparent Elsa from Disney’s new Frozen!
Her dress blends in with your blog <3
I HAD TO REBLOG I’M SORRY
THE DETAIL ON HER DRESS DOE
Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3
okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton
dolly parton is the best
i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen
Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:
"No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable."
"No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde."
You really don’t understand just how bad cat calling is if you haven’t been subjected to it.
All the princesses in traditional ceremonial outfits accurate to location and time period
ooo I love it
i need all of them
I want to see these bigger and as posters on my walls!!!
I want one of these
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
Reminder that you don’t have to look like the Hulk to be strong as hell.
i’m straight-up in love with this girl.
today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN